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I Am From

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I am from dirty laundry,
From socks and spoons.

I am from the two story house with the heart warming feeling of family.

I am from the prim roses,
The oak trees who’s twisting branches have suffered through many years and Texas winters.

I’m from wrestling on the couch and blue eyes,
From Brian, Joseph, my mom, and my dad.

I’m from “no playing ball in the house” and “no eating in the living room”,
And from having a strong disliking of Brussels sprouts.

I’m from “no hitting people” and “don’t shove things I between the piano keys”,
And “the biggest regrets are the risks not taken”.

I’m from going to synagogue every once in a while.

I’m from Austin and America,
Lasagna and fudge.

From my dad who got a tour of the bullet holes in a gas station in New Jersey when his limo broke down.

The pictures of my broken family all over the walls.

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Things To Get Before I Get Old

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*Psych slippers
*Psych pjs
*Psych pillow
*Psych Tan and Black pendants
*Psych night light
*Psych socks
*Psych sweatshirt
*Psych necklace
*Psych blanket
*Psych emoji
*Psych phone case
*Psych the Musical
*pineapple
*all Psych episodes
*Psych ipad case
*Psych mug
*Carlton Lassiter talking bobble head
*Juliette’s autograph
*Shawn’s autograph
*Lassiter’s autograph
*Gus’s autograph
*chief’s autograph
*Shawn’s dad’s autograph
*Marlowe’s autograph
*Mc Nab’s autograph

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Car Troubles

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I finally got home from a day of things gone wrong. I have spent the past four hours looking at a resort and listening to someone trying to convince us to buy a time share. Before I jump into this story, let me just add NEVER spin the wheel at the mall! We got a call telling us we would win a trip to something or other if we came and listened to a “short” little talk about time shares about an hour from Austin. That is where I wasted my last four hours. We did win two vacation things but there are a few catches. Also when my dad refused to buy a time share, the sales person called him stupid. On the way back, not only was the car making weird noises, not only was the car loosing transition, not only was it running out of batterie, and not only was it running out of gas, but we were stuck in traffic, on the highway, at night, at least an hour away from home. So that is why you never spin the wheel at the mall.

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The Letter Q

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I strongly dislike the letter Q. For one, it is only used in a very little amount of English words. It is practically useless! It would also make sign language so much easier since P and Q look so much alike. I think it would make everyone’s lives easier if it didn’t exist.

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Psych

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My favorite show is Psych. It is because each show is about the same thing but it is different enough that it doesn’t get boring and repeat it’s self. Psych is about two guys, Shawn and Gus, who run a detective business called Psych together. This business is called Psych because Shawn claims to be a psychic detective. They solve crimes with very little evidence. I also enjoy watching this show because it is filled with action, suspense, and humor. If you don’t already watch this show, I recommend that you do.

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Fishing

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I don’t know about you, but stabbing multiple worms with a hook and offering them up as bait  so that we can end yet-another life isn’t my idea of fun. In other words, i strongly dislike fishing yet there i  was ending a helpless worm’s life. I could not catch a fish to save my life. The closest I’ve ever come to catching a fish was when somebody else was showing me how to murder a fish and they caught one. I may or may not have taken credit. (they didn’t care) So that’s my fishing experience.